… now put down the easter basket and slowly step away.  And don’t try any funny business.  A super special, super special, super skilled ninja will be by in a second to retrieve the “abandoned” paraphernalia.

Don’t worry.  I’ll make sure to think of you when I’m enjoying all of that yummy candy you “willing” donated. (dick)

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