Gag Me With a Wooden Spoon…
So my “softer side” (ha!) shows a little. I just updated my “About” section above. I figured since it said pretty much the same thing as the retarded intro in the right column, it probably should be a little more in depth and not be so repetitive.

March 22nd, 2008 at 11:30 am
You forgot to mention your love for smelling towels. Why can’t you just be honest with people. You have a problem. Just say it… “My name is Matt Jacoby and I sniff towels.”