A New Study Reveals: My Ass is in Pain
Last Saturday night I did something I haven’t done in a freakin’ long time. My brother finally talked me into going out and playing on 4 wheelers out on the lake during my trip back home for the weekend. We started the evening out great. The fruitcake I call a brother flipped the wheeler up on it’s ass, dropping me on the ice first, followed by his big ass on top of me. His words to me? “Boy that was a soft landing”. DAMN YOU! Well, at least one of us had a soft landing.
All in all, it was a great time. It was like the 5th time I’ve learned to drive a manual, but I did pretty good. The snow and ice is a tad bumpier than I remember, but that’s ok. It massaged by sore ass from that glorious fall.

February 7th, 2008 at 9:06 am
You are calling your brother a fruitcake? Isn’t that like Liberace calling Siegfried & Roy gay?