Ok, good news. We have a new record year for snow! Wait a freakin’ second… that’s good news?! Who wrote this God awful rough draft?!!! Oh wait, yeah… I did. #$@!#@$
Yes friends, we living in the ultimate “hell froze over” scenario have been snowed on again twice so far this week. The roads are a lovely shade of oh-shit-my-brakes-aren’t-working and the highways are covered with a beautiful blanket of salt to eat at my vehicle. Not to mention people have decorated their yards, boulevards and curbs with gorgeous piles sonofabitch I can’t see the on slaught of cars coming at me from behind that 12 foot snow bank.
I don’t know about you, but I absolutely love (and by love I mean I’m moving to California tomorrow) this time of year!